You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Well behaved women do not make history.
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you.
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.
Never mind about the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love--that's not so bad either.
We're intellectual opposites. Well, I'm intellectual and you're opposite.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
How tall are you big boy? Six foot nine inches! Let's go up to my place and talk about the nine inches!
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
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