There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret. Look inward and ask not if there is anything outside you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not yet unpacked.
I don't think you can really be proud of being gay because it isn't something you've done. You can only be proud of not being ashamed.
Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.
To lose is not always failure.
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Believe in fate, but lean forward where fate can see you.
What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.
The message that 'love' will solve all of our problems is repeated incessantly in contemporary culture - like a philosophical tom tom. It would be closer to the truth to say that love is a contagious and virulent disease which leaves a victim in a state of near imbecility, paralysis, profound melancholia, and sometimes culminates in death.
I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum. This may seem too stoical a position in these madly passionate times, but madly passionate people rarely make good on their madly passionate promises.
Fashion is a way of not having to decide who you are. Style is deciding who you are and being able to perpetuate it.
If you describe things as better than they are, you are considered to be a romantic; if you describe things as worse than they are, you will be called a realist; and if you describe things exactly as they are, you will be thought of as a satirist.
The English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis.
Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.
Mainstream people dislike homosexuality because they can't help concentrating on what homosexual men do to one another. And when you contemplate what people do, you think of yourself doing it. And they don't like that. That's the famous joke: I don't like peas, and I'm glad I don't like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them.
No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
To live in the past is to miss today's opportunities and tomorrow's blessings.
Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who...have already accepted as inevitable the wide gulf between their real futures and the expectations of their fantasies.
The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
Never get involved with someone who wants to change you
"I've never not been famous."
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